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doux-riens: theaverageghost: fingerbangg: This is legitimately creepin me out man.. Reasons I don’t sleep #27 the fuck
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esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

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this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

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blaineanderzon:

it’s about time someone in the public eye said this

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sicam:

what do you call a woman with an opinion

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What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

Single

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The many faces of Johnny Depp-Tim Burton Style

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thizzelle:

dont talk bout being gay is a sin when u over there beating ur shit to some lesbian porn right now 

omfg

THIS IS FUCKING ACCURATE

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i-say-bazingaaa: A Positive blog that you will love!
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Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”

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Let’s see who’s over 18

I’m 16 and I’ve seen it

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doux-riens: ibeggedformercytwice: jonnovstheinternet: iwasateenagegary: batwithbutterflywings: sirisles: dixiesaurer: aaronwarner-anderson: mongezeas: g0kudera: sarahdesdemona: ninth-level-of-awesome: I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals. Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!” Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband. Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well. You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA. …I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet. i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge thanks tumblr Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious. If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something. PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN Jesus fucking christ Tumblr This is great. But ya’ll forgot to make sure there’s nothing with your name in the trash that you dump yah body parts in. If you can get your hands on some sodium hydroxide (e.g. from like a soap supply store, remember pay cash and use a fake name etc) this will totally screw the dna analysis from the blood if you spray the shit everywhere you wont even have to clean the blood at the scene up AND, in prep the unlikely situation (if you didn’t follow these instructions correctly) your body is found, make sure you remove the mandible from the head and deposit it else where. Preferably a couple of miles (way over twenty I suggest) from where you hid the original body.  The mandible is used in facial reconstruction a lot and without the mandible they cannot collect a clear picture of what your victim looked like. This was they cannot use missing persons as easily and if they do it would take them even longer. More than likely without the mandible, a massacred face, no teeth and burnt of fingertips you should be looking at your victim being a John Doe. For a very long time. Oh and in case it hadn’t already occurred to you, buy a weapon to do the deed. Not an unusual weapon, not using a credit card, not in a main department store (preferably). I suggest everyday kitchen utensils or gardening equipment that would be common in most household homes. Look online and do some reason, the more popular a product the more you should use it. That way they can’t exactly look back at the sales records.  And don’t keep that weapon in the house or anyway near your residence. Don’t even bury it with the main body. I’d bury it with the mandible myself. Make sure you leave no finger prints, wear gloves etc. This isn’t exactly rocket science so you should understand it quite easily. Tumblr. teaching young adults how to clean up a crime scene and never be caught. 
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exoticwild: yahwehh: forever90s: cr4zy-glue: monserratluna: kickstartforever: Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this. True. so true ugh YES. this is the sad truth. we need to change this This is so powerful and heartbreaking. 
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ellendegeneres:

Amanda Seyfried on her body.  She’s a wise woman.

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motherearthsistermoon: t-ranquilize: sunset-surfer: hxudini: crystal-surf: standby5h: If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life. i actually remember when i got told about his passing. i was walking outside my primary school gates and a friend told me. i though they were lying so i didn’t believe them. I didn’t choose to believe it until i heard about it from my parents and on the news. When it was confirmed i remember crying into my mum’s arms i would have been 7-11 years of age at the time. I love Steve Irwin he is a true Australian Hero and cannot be replaced ever. good old steve omg all aussie’s must reblog, this legend will never die in our hearts. i was at my primary school too! and a friend told me, and i thought it was a joke. i was about 10, and steve irwin was the only person whom i thought was secretly immortal. 
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